Thursday, April 4, 2013

Live People


Or Ozzy Wouldn't Go On Stage That Night

Oh, roadies....


22 minutes until vacation

This is imminent, people:


DO WANT

Max Factor makeup pencil contraption for drawing on stocking seams.




15-year-old Mark Twain


One more hour until vacation


Fruit Ninja


God Save Us


Adele > Taylor Swift

My friend is pregnant and tall and is having a hard time finding maternity clothes.

About which she said this:

Now I know why Adele wanted to set fire to so many things.

Amen, sister.

Exercise is Important


Caught

I wasn't kissing her, I swear.

                                 I was whispering in her mouth.

NEED. AIR.


Because MC Hammer Said So


The Surest Way to My Heart as a Teenager

THE MIXTAPE

Dat Kiss

The original:

The remix:


A Sucker I Am

This has been floating about for awhile but DAYUM.  This is just about the sweetest thing I ever heard, true or not.




Camels, Heads, and Grimace! OH MY!





Journey Writes The Songs The Whole World Sings




How To: Katch A Kardashian


IRL: Maleficent and her Dick in the Box


And By Ankles I Mean Nipples



I am automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, and funky fresh.

I shake it like Jell-O

Make the boys say hello

Cuz they know I'm rockin' the beat

I know you heard about a lot of great emcees

But they ain't got nothin' on me

Because I'm five foot two

I wanna dance with you

I'm sophisticated fun

I eat filet mignon

And I'm nice and young

Best believe I'm number one.


Pink Pajama, Pink Pajama Bottoms


Pussy

Marlon Brando for your viewing pleasure.


Gentlemanly as SHIT.



Iphelia vs. Ursula



Oh, Mitt.


Why Isn't 'Murica on Celsius Yet?


I'd Professionally Climber


Four more hours until vacation

Hurry the EFF up!


I Oughta Take OKCupid Out To The Woodshed

YEESH.



Hi, Dad. Happy Birthday. I'm in jail.



19-year-old Lucille Ball



Not Good Either

...unless he eats a lot of pineapple.




DING!

What if you could hear boners?

                        Like a text message notification.

                                                         "DING! You've got wood!"




TP FOR MY -- well, you know the rest


Gramps Got Skillz


It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for