Wednesday, April 3, 2013
I won't make you hold my purse while I try stuff on.
I will make you a sammich after sex sometimes.
I will not call you names when we fight.
I won't ask you if my clothing makes me look fat.
I will make you wear your seatbelt.
I will wear the jerseys of your teams.
I won't ever impose on your dad time.
I will manifest your daydreams.
I will give you bragging rights.
I won't blow smoke up your ass if you ask me to critique your art.
I will grant wishes.
I will make a big deal out of your birthday.
I won't disrespect or disrupt your creative process.
I will impress your family.
I will flirt with you like mad.
And I swear I won't be Peggy Bundy.
Beavis humps. DO YOU?
Happy Hump Day! It's Wednesday and that's my excuse. Here are some people I'd like to hump...day.
Rose McGowan (pre-surgeries)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Alright, Humpy Humpertons. That's enough humping until next hump day! Leave me a comment and tell me who YOU'D like to hump today.