Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Love That Joker!

What happened:

1. Kid killed three people and is now in court being sentenced.
2. Kid tells their families: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory.  Fuck all of you." And then he gave them the finger.
3.  Got life, no parole because he was a minor in 2005 when the crime happened which also marked the year Iran, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Nigeria, Congo and China either formally abolished or disavowed death penalties for minors, while the U.S. to this day says it's legal.

From the comments:

""The hand that pulls the trigger that masturbates to the memory" sounds like a black metal album recorded by Fiona Apple."
Thanks corey3rd!

This Movie Was Actually About Jungle Love


Non-Sequitor Humor I Love

I have no idea what's happening here.  But it's awesome.

(Thanks to E.S. for the link!)

Heard Today

"I'm convinced craigslist is the internet version of Mos Eisley spaceport."
(Credit: J.P.)