Three new Hard Cards, my friends. Honesty is the best policy. Buy one of these cheap, original, snarky, clever Hard Cards and spread some honesty today.
|"Pause the Damn Game" is for those of us who are in desperate need of more than a grunt of acknowledgement for our existence. Perhaps you know someone in your life who hasn't made eye contact with you in weeks, yet occupies prime real estate on your couch. After all you do for them, the least they could do is follow the directions on this card. If this card doesn't work, may we suggest selling a certain game console on eBay and taking yourself out to a nice dinner?|
|"I Just Want Your Money" gets right to the point. Does your sugar daddy have the wrong idea? Is your baby daddy trying to get back with you? Are you trying to cultivate a gold-digger persona to get on the Maury show? Try this card. Even if it doesn't get you their money, at least you can sleep at night knowing you're being honest about what you want. Their money.|
|"I Hate You With Every Fiber Of My Being" is quite the indulgent card. Hate is poison no matter how justified, hence the adorable skull-and-crossbones. It poisons you but in a cruel twist of fate doesn't seem to bother the recipient at all. Use this card at your own risk and preferably as a last action. Then give yourself permission to let it go. You'll be glad you did. And the recipient STILL won't care. But then again, neither will you anymore.|